Also, thank you for taking the time to read this during work. Also if you’d like to take this opportunity to tell your female single co-workers about this blog, and ask them if they want to date me, I wouldn’t be mad. Fuck Eharmony.com, which I couldn’t believe was still available. Now the tricky thing about eharmony is, it takes two to tango.
If that’s the case, please scroll down like 2 inches (that’s what she said) and get those words off your screen. Other titles include: “Dear Eharmony, because of you I’m going to have to reproduce through mitosis” “Dear Eharmony, I just bought the domain name Fuck Eharmony.com, no seriously, I did”| “Dear Eharmony, you took my money, dignity, and self respect, and all I got was this lousy blog” It’s true, I actually did buy the domain name So the purpose, the essence, of this blog, is that my eharmony subscription is ending this month. This is my second stint on eharmony.com, this last stint I signed up for 6 months. At first it’s awesome you have matches sent to you, which you review and if you like you can proceed to step 1, which is you send them multiple choice questions.
While the Donald in the Coen brothers film doesn’t seem to have too much in common with the Donald that is currently America’s president — unless Trump has a love of bowling he’s kept secret from us — Buscemi’s approving face as he points to the sign seems to imply he thinks the sentiment need not be confined to the movie.
Check out the picture, and a You Tube compilation of John Goodman dismissing Donny, below.
Shit is disrespectful and a dry sponge would taste better than those crumb catastrophes. Perfect for on-the-go snacking and packed with fiber, these sweet sons of bitches won’t ever let you down. And why are we importing condiments from this sketchy-ass place?
Don’t trust some store-bought dressing with hidden ingredients, make your own shit. #itsbeen Don’t spend your Memorial Day weekend letting your creepy uncle serve limp hot dogs and hockey puck hamburgers.
So we absolutely support that, if you've configured it.