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Everything seems to go according to plan, until their 8-year-old little brother Taylor (Myles Jeffrey) realizes that Dimitri is a vampire.

His brother and sister do not believe Taylor, so he calls Malachi Van Helsing (Robert Carradine), the vampire hunter.

So committed in fact, he has a “fang guy.” And upon this revelation I was naturally compelled to ask, "What the fuck is a ‘fang guy?

" Conversational Skills/Rapport: He's a down to earth vampire. Closing Skills: Kisrd09 has never ever even tasted human blood! Approach/Chat Up Line: "I'm a very freaky boy, the kind you don't take home to mother." Right, see, that's why you're not in the "Guy My Mom Would Want Me To Date" category. I like that he was up front about his "few extra pounds." Closing Skills: Claims his best feature is his butt and my mom is a total ass man. HELL TO THE NO GUY: I draw the line at blood sucking minors.... BLOW BY BLOW DATE SUMMARY: Max, a 28-year-old Johnny Depp—looking yacht salesman, is entirely committed to the cause.

Adam and his best friend have gotten their hands on some tickets for the Headless Horseman concert, and his sister Chelsea has a date with her dreamy boyfriend Peter. Chelsea and Adam will do whatever it takes to get their mom Lynette out of the house, even if it includes a chance meeting with a very mysterious man.